No one is a virgin, the world screws us all
!~!~I tried sniffing coke, but the Ice Cubes got stuck in my nose !~!~!~
If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you
You can't make someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them & hope they panic & give in
We crush the caterpillars then complain there are no butterflies
**If it doesn't fit force it, if it breaks it needed replaced anyway**
"I hold the key to world peace, but somebody changed the lock!"
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don’t have to mow it
Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead | 
